For some reason, I've been getting pageant registry forms for Miss New York Teen, among others. How did I end up on the mailing lists? Are sent to all the girls with high grades? Or did someone actually put my name on a list. If so have they ever met me? Or even seen me? I have a real tan, I'm a size 6, and i have long brown really curly hair. And I'm a nerd. Not even close to what Donald Trump is looking for as a contestant in a pageant. Plus, I strongly dislike that man.

 So I really don't ever remember my dreams. I'll probably only remember one dream per month and every dream I remember is really quite odd. Today was one of those days.


 I was getting ready for my wedding and I was at my house. I got a big white horse for it and everything. All the while, I had this German book that I was trying to read. Since I don't speak German, I had an online translator read it to me. The translator was horrible, it left out whole paragraphs, and wouldn't translate them. I gave up quite fast, and remembered I had to feed the horse. I looked through my pantry, trying to find oats. All I had was the packets of the "just add water" oatmeal. So I gabbed a bunch of the plain ones and poured them in a bag. When I went out to try to feed the horse, I still had that book in my hand. The horse sniffed the oats but wouldn't eat them. When it saw the book, it asked me if I needed help reading it, for it could read German. So I sat next to it, and it read the book to me perfectly! After it was done, my mom came out on to the back deck where we were. I told her the horse read the book to me! Alas, she didn't believe me. She just said, "Show me."


 And then I woke up.


 Now tell me that wasn't strange.

Anyone ever put a $10 bill in a gatorade vending machine that clearly said it only took $1s and $5s and had something weird happen? I wouldn't try it unless you had an extra $10 to spare, but when I did a couple years ago, It'd give me the drink, $0.75, and my $10 bill back. I did it a few times. Conveniently, the person that restocked the machine showed up at the exact time I did it so I had to give all of the money to him. Wonderful timing.

Also, school is easier minus the drama. Yeah, I know I'm full of original wisdom.

Tomorrow I'm going to post pics of the wonderful Deadpool head I did for my "shrunken head" art project. I'd have posted it sooner, but they wanted to keep it an extra week so they could put it in the art show thing that was tonight. Somehow I know its going to be thrown at people in true Deadpool fashion used as a paper weight. Warning: His ears are crooked. meh. :/


edit: ok, I lied. I said I was going to post pictures in a day, but now a month has just about gone by. I'm a busy person [that's a lie]. Sue me [please don't].